Dear Bored Housewife,

Stop thinking that people are interested in your boring inane life. They’re not. Do you really think that the person on the other end of your contact us email care? Do you really think that we “might be interested in seeing (your child) cooking up a storm”?

We’re not.

I don’t even know you. We’re not friends; I have no obligation to act like I care. I’m just the person that has to answer these stupid emails all day. Just. Stop. You don’t see me emailing you photos of me crossing off the last task of my to-do list do you? It may have been a memorable event in my day, but I realise that it wouldn’t really be that significant to anyone else, so I don’t. Please use the same courtesy from now on.

Oh, and one more thing, stop making your Facebook profile picture one of your child. You have a face to, use it.