Excuse me dirty footed hobo who decided to wear thongs to a music festival. Why? Did you not realise that your feet would get trodden on by everyone around you? It’s not like you can mosh wearing those, which means you will then take them off and walk around bare-foot. I don’t know what I’d prefer, for you to wear thongs or no shoes at all. You’re only use now would be to get smashed and have one of your thongs fall off so that you may bring me joy by trying to put them back on like this internet star…