Excuse me old man confused by the magic of technology, you are NOT allowed to call up tech support trying to watch video online when you do not understand the simple concepts of a computer, like using a scroll bar. If you do not know how to use a scroll bar to travel up and down a page, you are not allowed to use the internet.

Please do not waste 19 minutes of alissakate’s time confused and bewildered that when you make the video full screen it turns your screen black and overwrites all your other windows. Then do not comment that your “son’s computer has never made sound before” when the video starts to play. What did you expect? Did you want the video to play without sound? Did you think it would be a nice nostalgic return to your childhood when movies were silent?

Also, if you do not already comprehend that “two lines next to each other” represents the pause button and that “the triangle” is the play button, you are not allowed to use technology. These icons have been around since the humble VCR and maybe even the Beta Max player. I’m not sure about the latter I did not serve during the Vietnam War like you did.

Please hang up your phone and revert back to using carrier pigeons.